Sunday, October 12, 2008

Sonic the Hedgehog

I had an interesting dream today. It was a dream of the perfect Sonic game ever. Yes, I know, gay isn't it? But the idea itself was amazing.

It looked and acted just like Sonic Adventure 2, but had the play style of Damizean's Sonic Engine, in the sense that it was fluid and glitchless.



At first the dream was random two player stuff. Sonic racing shadow, and then knuckles racing Sonic. Each character had a close up on their face, a quote, and then it would start the level, just like SA2. The level itself looked like a mix of all the desert levels in Sonic games.



But then it got really interesting. When Knuckles raced Sonic, the level played out like the first Act of Angel Island Zone. Sonic took the main route full of mostly loops and ramps, while Knuckles was taking short cuts by smashing rocks, breaking down walls, gliding over gaps, or climbing around rooms on the walls.

It was just neat to see both characters taking completely different routes to the same goal. It was also nice when Knuckles found a secret room with diamonds and gems scattered across the floor. The room had no purpose, just a pretty little secret. Which left me wondering what its purpose might have been in a single player game.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Smash Fags.

I'm a tourney fag. I like to ruin a fun party game for everyone by treating it as a competitive tournament game.

I especially love it when people beat me with Pokey-fags. Who uses Pikachu? More like... Pika-GAY. Hurdy hur hur hur! Fucking Pokey-fags...

Jiggly-Bitch.


Everyone knows that using the same four moves is only OK for Pokey-fags. Hurdy hur hur hur, get it!? ONLY FOUR MOVES!! -And its not fair when they beat me! I make sure to tell them how cheap they are when they kill me with with Pokey-mens. THURNDUR is not a real move guys. Everyone knows the best way to play is Meta Knight... 1 vs 1... Final Destination... No items... 3 stock. Its the only way to know who is truly a superior human being.

Oh, and while I'm on the subject of Final Destination... Its obviously the only playable stage. Fucking Icicle mountain. Everyone knows that fish is so cheap. What the fuck were they thinking? How can we ultimate-fight when there are unpredictable fish hopping out of the water?

Fucking items too. God. I hate them. I fucking hate when someone throws a beam sword. ITS LIKE, IMPOSSIBLE TO DODGE. God. I didn't practice holding R and rolling for 9 hours a day to UNEXPECTEDLY have a beam sword thrown in my face. Shit. I mean, its not like bombs or turnips or anything. Its a FUCKING BEAM SWORD.

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!!!!!

I really make sure my competitors know how serious I am, by bitching the entire match. I can't show them that I'm having the slightest fun... Its a sign of weakness... and they might spot my weakness and counter with a shffled dair, fair, bair, combo!

Monday, September 22, 2008

I Did It!

Yes, I started a blog. Wow. Watch the colors fly!